Page 9 - Kol Bogrei Habonim - June 13
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I maintain a diplomatic silence. Bill's eyes are by   But then a year later mother fortune came my
          now all ablaze, and his breathing appears             way. A senior Habonim member had suddenly
          somewhat agitated.                                    volunteered to become the next Mazkir. He was
                                                                a fervent Zionist, a true socialist, intelligent and
          "And tell me is it true that you all believe in       very charismatic – but had stated categorically
          sharing everything – but absolutely everything,       that when he made aliya, it was to be as an
          if you know what I mean? Every night with a           engineer in a development town. "That is now
          different girl in your bed?"                          the need of the day and not by picking


          By now it seems essential to calm him down, so        grapefruits in a prosperous kibbutz."
          I explain that young Jewish boys and girls            A tidal wave of hysteria floods the Habonim
          usually only share a bed on their wedding night.      central office in Wellington Street, (next to
          I can see that he is far from being convinced –       Covent Garden), so out of the blue I find myself
          like myself.
                                                                as the new Mazkir of Habonim!

          That night back at the Eder Farm sudden               My first assignment was by far the best and
          excitement – the central Shaliach is to visit us –    happiest of my life - I got married!
          looking for a new Mazkir for Habonim. The
          present one is keen to finish and join his garin in   And then to add to my good fortune, a new
          Kfar Hanassi. He wants to interview me! WOW!          central shaliach arrived. He fell in love with
          Sounds quite an attractive challenge, although it     Habonim England at first sight and we returned
          would mean leaving my lovely Hereford herd            his love. But what was even more important we
          and my attempts to enlighten Bill in the ways of      shared the same belief that the core purpose of
          modern philosophy.                                    Habonim was to help its members to develop
                                                                their full inner potential, and if this led to aliya,
          But the interview is a disaster.
                                                                and to kibbutz, so much the better. And if not –
          "Colin, tell me when did you first become a           not.
          Zionist,” not a good start for I was never ever a     So we decide to try and expand the activities and
          real Zionist. To my mind assimilation was             introduce some sporting activities, by building
          possible as an acceptable solution to the Jewish      an extension to the moadon at 523 Finchley
          problem and the world would then be somewhat          Road.
          a much calmer place.
                                                                Thus I find myself in the offices of the youth
          Then it gets even worse.
                                                                department of the London County Council. I am
          "When and why did you become a socialist?"            seated opposite a genial official applying for a
                                                                building grant. He asked to see "which activities
          I have never been a socialist. In my opinion          take place in your club." I present him with our
          government control of the economy leads to            educational program for the year, 1961. He starts
          inefficiency, waste and stagnation. However I         to briefly scan it looking somewhat bored.
          did believe in communalism, for in a small            Gradually his attention becomes more and more
          community, equality and true sharing should be        focused on our program.
          possible.
                                                                "Mr Primost, do you honestly mean to tell me
          A week later we learn that no new Mazkir had          that your senior members come along at least
          been chosen and the existing one had been             once a week to discuss such subjects as, current
          persuaded to carry on for an extra year.              politics, Jewish history, nuclear disarmament,
                                                                apartheid, socialism, collectives in Israel? Not



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