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The trouble with Jews is that we killed Jesus, or at least betrayed
him, aided and abetted.
The trouble with Jews is that we make matzah using Christian
babies’ blood.
The trouble with Jews is that we are too white, privileged and
elite.
The trouble with Jews is that we are stiff necked, too stubborn to
bend the knee and bow.
The trouble with Jews is that we are too religious.
The trouble with Jews is that we are too secular.
The trouble with Jews is that we are too insular and isolated.
The trouble with Jews is that we are too assimilated and hidden.
The trouble with Jews is that we are the radical left, the
progressive Democrats undermining Trump.
The trouble with Jews is that we are the radical right, the
conservative Tories undermining Corbyn.
The trouble with Jews is that we are too internationalist.
The trouble with Jews is that we are too nationailst.
The trouble with Jews is that we are too colonialist and
imperialist.
The trouble with Jews is that we are too tribal and nomadic.
The trouble with Jews is that we occupy Palestine, from the
Jordan river to the Mediterranean sea.
The trouble with Jews is that we settle the occupied territories
and the besiege Gaza.
The trouble with Jews is that we are Zionists.
The trouble with Jews is that we are controlled by America.
The trouble with Jews is that we control America.
The trouble with Jews is that we are stingy, money grabbing
misers.
The trouble with Jews is that we are paranoid, imagining
antisemitism everywhere.
The trouble with Jews is that we are always troublesome, in one
way or another.
The trouble with Jews is that we are.