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dizengoff, along king george, a conversation with another Iton: yes - noisy and dirty -
along allenby, to carmelit customer thats what the woman i met in
gets you everywhere i'm not making this up their building said
Iton: nice they were talking about Nik: really?
Nik: the 62 does something someone's shop that had been Iton: i think she was referring
very similar arsoned to their building though
but doesn't stop outside my that's it Nik: she's probably not wrong
house Iton: wow - thats your brush Iton: she said she'd lived
Iton: what about parking, isn't with organised crime there for 40 years
that difficult in RG scary stuff Nik: crikey
Nik: yup Nik: ramat gan is huge Iton: can you see yourself in
lots of wardens, especially in israeli terms, yes RG in another 33 1/2 years
around the centre it's got some very very rich Nik: hope not
ALWAYS pay and display neighbourhoods i hope to have moved to tel aviv
Iton: so you wouldn't ramat gan is full of iraqi olim, by then
recommend a car then or at least used to be if i'm not dead
Nik: if you need to go Iton: i really thought i could Iton: those are the two
anywhere apart from ramat gan put together an interesting and options?!
or tel aviv i would quirky look at ramat gan Nik: i'd love to move to tel
though what i would really Nik: but? aviv as soon as i can
really really recommend is a i'm not helping? it probably won't be before the
moped Iton: sorry girls leave home
15 minutes from the beach and Nik: there's not much other options are open
everywhere else in tel aviv interesting and quirky about but unforeseeable right now
Iton: dangerous no? ramat gan Iton: what percentage of
Nik: drive carefully then you know that 2 scuds fell very Ramat Ganians would rather be
the most time and cost near my house in 1991 living in Tel Aviv
efficient way of traveling they even replaced the tiles on Nik: probably most of the
the insurance costs less than a the roof because of that! under 30s
year's worth of monthly bus Iton: but you were still in Iton: under 30's?! you wish!
passes england at the time - before Nik: but some parts of ramat
Iton: any famous people live in your aliyah gan are very posh
RG Nik: i was at school innit people there are probably v.
Nik: silvan shalom (i think) good schools in ramat gan happy
Iton: right Iton: any good anagrams from and then there's the people in
all the celebs Ramat Gan ramat gan who want to move to
Nik: pnina rosenberg Nik: you tell me modiin or to a moshav
Iton: rosenblum no? Iton: ta granma, a nag tram Nik: so it takes all sorts, don't
Nik: yes Nik: rang a mat etc it
rosenblum Iton: a gnat arm Iton: ok - well thanks for the
um Iton: do you know tiv tam interview
some gangsters Nik: yes Nik: np
apparently is that where they live? and don't forget to ask if any
Iton: ahh, this could be Iton: they live opposite of them fancy some babysitting
interesting Nik: f****** hell work
gangsters right on herzl/jabotinsky
tell me more Iton: theres a chicken place on
Nik: once, i was in the the corner
shwarma/felafal joint right by Nik: on the main road they live?
my house Iton: yes - on herzl above the
Iton: you are making this up chicken place
Nik: when the Nik: noisy and dirty
shwarma/felafal guy was having handy for the buses though
